Eat My Money Radio

The launch email strategy for 133K AppZapper customers

A David Attenborough-style nature documentary narrating Brian's late-night brainstorm session on May 20, 2026 — observing the solo builder in his natural habitat as he constructs an autonomous infrastructure of workers, pollers, and radio stations.

The economics of selling dollar water at intersections — unit costs, margins, and why a cooler is a supply chain.

Know your opponent before you negotiate price. Mike thinks in numbers — beat him with better ones.

She acts like your best friend in the finance office. She is not. Know her rate markup game before you sit down.

He will make your trade-in feel worthless. Bring competing offers and control the conversation.

The F&I office is the final boss. Sandra slides a menu with everything pre-checked. Say no first, research later.

Pure psychological pressure from the lot floor. Tony never lets you leave. Control the clock or he controls you.

He has a backstory for every car on the lot. None of them are true. Trust paperwork, not people.

Partner training episode — how to use fake hundred dollar bill cards as a guerrilla marketing tool for Magic Car Money in any city.

The exact 30-day playbook for new partners to earn their first $1,000 in commissions. Week-by-week breakdown with outreach templates, content strategies, and the math that makes it work.